A list of reviews of music originally released in 1986.
1. Metallica: Master of Puppets (10/10)
In 2009, I wrote this rather bizarre “review”:
I’m sitting here trying to think why I like Apocalyptica more than Metallica. There are two obvious reasons: I am more familiar with Apocalyptica than I am with Metallica (I didn’t care for metal when I was younger) and Apocalyptica is a cello quartet, the cello being one of my favourite instruments. But I think the real reason is that Hetfield can’t write lyrics. This isn’t mean to be an attack against Hetfield or Metallic. I think few metal bands have good lyricists. In most bands, the vocalist is the lyricist. In most metal bands, the vocalists are not what you would call “literary types.” Most metal bands are about other things than the lyrics, and most guys who grow up to be in metal bands aren’t bookish types. Of course, at this point Hetfield’s vocal stylings are so familiar as to be almost cliche, and it makes it hard for me to put those two things aside when listening to the old, important Metallica. That being said, this one is clearly an improvement on the debut (I haven’t heard the one in between) and perhaps stands are their crowning achievement. Too bad the lyrics blow.
So, uh, that was stupid. I have since heard Ride the Lightning and it is also awesome, by the way.
Is this the best Metallica album ever? Probably. Is it the best metal album of the 1980s? Probably. (Though I say that without knowing enough non-Metallica from the ’80s…) The compositions are even more ambitious than Ride the Lightning and, though I clearly don’t like Hetfield’s lyrics, there is at least some depth to these lyrics compared to, say, Megadeth’s. Everything here works perfectly and, in addition to that, this influenced literally everyone in the metal scene. Whether or not it’s best metal album of the ’80s, it’s got to be a strong candidate for most influential.
If you listen to one Metallica album – or if you listen to one ’80s metal album – it should be this one.
2. Slayer: Reign in Blood (10/10)
As close to perfect as thrash metal can get. Read the gushing review.
3. Ennio Morricone: The Mission Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (10/10)
4. Saccharine Trust: We Became Snakes (9/10)
Yes. YES! Read the review.
5. Mauricio Kagel: String Quartet III (9/10)
The third quartet starts off with an actual melody! Written two decades after the first two, it’s clear age has mellowed Kagel somewhat. This is not necessarily a bad thing because the first two quartets were basically just brief demonstrations of how out there he was. This feels like a much more serious attempt at writing a quartet that would be included in the canon. And from listening to it, it has to be my favourite so far, incorporating lots of relatively radical techniques but still recognizable as a string quartet to the listener (instead of four string instruments making weird noises to piss off the establishment). I’m on the fence as to where it sits, but I think it’s probably one of the better string quartets of the 80s, anyway.
6. Bad Brains: I Against I (9/10)
This is a bonkers combination of 80s metal, hardcore punk, soul and reggae that is unlike so much other music of its era. Only Bad Brains could have made this record.
It’s hard to imagine bands like Fisbhone existing without Bad Brains, even if they were already making music by the time this record came out.
No other hardcore band (if these guys could even be called hardcore) was this musically diverse, there’s really nothing else like it.
7. Sonic Youth: EVOL (9/10)
Having never heard Sonic Youth at their most inaccessible, I can’t attest to whether or not this is really the moment when the band made concessions to the mainstream (or, conversely, wrote actual songs).
8. The Beastie Boys: Licensed To Ill (8/10)
Grudging respect, I guess. Read the review.
9. Big Black: Atomizer (8/10)
10. Die Kreuzen: October File (8/10)
11. R.E.M..: Life’s Rich Pageant (8/10)
It feels, in some ways, like the first latter REM record – there’s distortion where there wasn’t before, it’s often more alternative rock than jangle pop, you can understand what Stipe is saying, and the whole thing sounds more like Document than it sounds like Murmur.
I like most of the songs and so I have a really hard time trying to be objective and look at it as something less than good. It’s just too damn familiar to me at this point.
12. Megadeth: Peace Sells…But Who’s Buying? (7/10)
13. The Costello Show featuring the Attractions and Confederates: King of America (7/10)
An Elvis Costello solo album in all but name. Read the review.
14. Siouxsie and the Bashees: Tinderbox (7/10)
15. Camper Van Beethoven (7/10)
16. Peter Gabriel: So (7/10)
17. Steve Earle: Guitar Town (7/10)
This is what I wrote in 2010:
If this is gritty ’80s country I don’t want to hear mainstream ’80s country. It amazes me the extent to which “country music” is determined by an accent or a twang, and some pedal steel. But that is beside the point. Earle’s songs are decent, though hardly great. For the most part, the album avoids the terrible’ 80s production but there are some annoying aspects, such as the synthesizer that occasionally pops up, or the effect on the guitar which sounds awfully ’80s. I have a feeling I’d prefer his later music, music made in the light of alt-country and the like.
I can’t say that I disagree much. Earle has become an icon of American roots music but 30 years ago he was just another Alternative Country artist (though it’s hard to hear it here). You can see Earle’s budding songwriting but some of it is really hampered by the production particularly “Little Rock ‘n’ Roller,” which might be acceptable if it weren’t for that awful ’80s production, but the production turns it into nauseating schmaltz.
18. Paul Simon: Graceland (7/10)
I wrote this in 2010:
It’s extremely hard to separate something like this from the hype so I must admit that slight disappointment has something to do with the out-of-proportion expectations. The innovation has been exaggerated to extremes. Talking Heads had been doing this for years when Simon made this album, and David Bowie and Peter Gabriel before them (and Kaleidoscope a decade before them). Yes, Simon did it with vocals but still: in 1986 this wasn’t new, it was only new to fans of Paul Simon, and artists like him, who didn’t listen to the more culturally experimental musical acts of the 80s. The Cajun stuff is a little more brazen for a mainstream act of the 80s, if you think about it. When is Zideco ever cool, really?
The other issue I have is with the songs. I have never been blown away by Simon’s songs, he isn’t really my type of songwriter. I would not list him in my canon of the greats (Dylan, Young, Lennon, Mitchell, Waits, Cave, Oldham and others I am forgetting). I find his songs here to be fairly typical of his work (that I am familiar with): there are some great lines but the sum of each song is something hard to get a sense of and not really transcendent or universal. With these qualifications aside, the album is generally a pleasure to listen to. Unlike most mainstream music from 1986, most if it is free of the “Made in the 80s” production that kills so much 80s music (though one does have a typically 80s drum machine ruining an otherwise good arrangement). In that sense it has more in common with the “alternative” music of the era. The arrangements are interesting and vigorous. At the same time, he doesn’t really use his sidemen all that well (aside from the African volcalists). I mean, the man has Belew (!!!) and there are no great guitar solos. So that’s a little weird. All in all, it’s alright but it’s hardly the classic I have been told about.
I think I like it less now than I did then, but I mostly agree with what I said.
19. Billy Bragg: Talking with the Taxman About Poetry (7/10)
When I wrote the below brief review back in 2011, I think I had been listening to both this and its predecessor back to back and was maybe having trouble separating them:
A few more frills than the last time out and I’m not sure it’s stronger for it. He’s still got that whole “am I lovestruck or political?” thing going on which will probably always pick at me at least a little bit. I think I prefer him just banging on a guitar by himself, but I haven’t made up my mind yet.
I think my views have changed slightly, though I haven’t adjusted the rating. My issue isn’t just that Bragg cannot make up his mind whether he’s a protest singer or a love-balladeer (and, honestly, if he balances it right, I don’t think that I’d care). A big problem I have is the awful 80s production, where everything sounds fake. For example, the trumpet sounds like it was produced by a really high-end ’80s keyboard. Why the hell did they do that? Also, that faux-honky tonk piano sounds just awful, like it was played by a synthesizer too.
But the thing is, Bragg is a pretty good songwriter so even though I sometimes hate the arrangements and I hate the sound, there’s enough here for me to still like the record. I prefer his earlier music, but this still has enough to it.
20. The Smiths: The Queen is Dead (6/10)
I usually don’t have trouble liking rock I’m “supposed” to like (i.e. the generally accepted rock canon). I can’t say the same about pop I’m supposed to “like” (frankly, I just prefer inventiveness, grit, rhythm and other such things to melody, aesthetic angles to precision arrangements, appropriate to clean production and mixing, etc). I usually can at least bring myself to respect most rock music that has become canonical. Hell, often I can put aside my gut feelings and and least say “this is a pretty impressive feat even though I don’t particularly like the style of music.” But I can’t really here.
And the thing is, I like so-called “Brit-pop” normally. I love the Beatles. I am in the process of writing a book about how great they are. I went through a period where the Who were pretty much my favourite band. I respect the Kinks and I’ve grown to quite like them. I like the Small Faces. I think Blur is pretty damn great (if slightly overrated).
I’m not saying this album is bad. It’s not bad. It’s better than a lot of what was on the radio in 1986 Britain, I’m sure. It’s competent. It’s catchy enough. The lyrics are pretty great (and this is coming from someone who doesn’t like Morissey at all). But there’re two things this album isn’t, which Smiths boosters – and numerous rock critics – claim it is: great and important.
This album, and the other Smiths albums which I have yet to hear, is held up as some kind of landmark where British people rediscovered guitars. We are taught by the music press that the Smiths helped save guitar rock. I feel similarly about the Smiths and Springsteen: if this is guitar rock I don’t need more of it.
Why is that some critics must champion wussiness as upholding rock tradition when there are clear alternatives that are not wussy in the least? They did it with Springsteen, when scared boomers held him up over punk. And they did it with the Smiths, when critics – either wholly unfamiliar with the breadth of great American alternative rock in the ’80s, or put off by how “rock” it was – elevated a band like the Smiths to a status of champions of guitar-based rock music. Calling much of this “rock” isn’t exactly fair. Jangle pop is indeed appropriate. Guitar pop. Pop rock. Terms like that. There’s very little “rockness” (i.e. muscle) in this album, and its telling. It’s hard for me to understand the Marr worship from this one album, as well. He has maybe a moment or two, where he shows he’s a pretty good rhythm player.
The production dates it, like so many ’80s albums. Say what you want about American alternative rock of the ’80s, but most of it does not have horrible ’80s drums or synthesizers in it. Alas, TQID has a little.
The other exaggerated thing about this album is its supposed importance. The Smiths wrought what exactly? To my ears many if not most of the decent Brit Pop bands of the ’90s owe more to the Who than they do to the Smiths. Maybe I’m not up enough on the lesser lights of ’90s Brit Pop or on guitar-based rock music in England in the late ’80s, but that’s okay with me. After listening to this, I can’t say I’m particularly interested. I feel like what this album needs is a little – no, a lot – of Steve Wynn and Karl Precoda, or Baird Figig, or Joey Santiago, or anyone anywhere who knows what distortion is.
21. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Kicking Against the Pricks (6/10)
22. Mr. Bungle: The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny (5/10)
Bungle’s first demo shows very little of the signs of their late demos that they were something unique in music, reviving a sound that had been dead since the late ’60s. And that’s weird.
The demo is almost totally straight-up Metallica / Anthrax, albeit with a sense of humour that those bands never had. (Also, I hear Motorhead, but that comes through the Metallica influence. And there’s a death metal influence, I think.) Only two songs on the album suggest this is not your typical thrash metal band: “Hypocrites,” a sort of ska pop song that deviates back into metal, and “Evil Satan,” which is pretty much the only sign of what they would later become. It’s undeniable these guys were talented, but they sound pretty derivative here.
And that’s weird, because I’m pretty sure this concert was filmed prior to this demo. And that begs the question, why is this so derivative? I think it’s because Bungle were trying to sell themselves to thrash labels, hoping they would get a deal where they could then unleash their true craziness. At least I hope so.
Oh yeah: The production quality is terrible.
Not Ranked: Domus: Piano Quartets by Gabriel Faure (8/10)
Faure’s piano quartets are very pleasing and enjoyable. I’m not sure whether they marked any kind of moment in Romantic music, but I don’t really care when I am listening to them. This is the kind of lighthearted “classical” music I can really get behind. Great stuff.
Not ranked: Orford Quartet, CBC Vancouver Orchestra, Simon Streetfeild: Vaughan Williams: Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis et al. (6/10)
This is one of those nonsensical compilations of pieces of “classical” music that are put together because all the music is performed by a similar ensemble, in this case String Quartet with Orchestra. So you have two very late romantic British composers (though Vaughan Williams music could be seen as something else, I guess) with two Canadian composers who don’t exactly fit. Only Canadian ensembles would do this.
I’m sure I’ve heard the “Fantasia” before but it still stirs me. It is one of the most magnificent things to come out of English high art music in the years of the 20th century prior to World War I. It might be the best.
Alexander Brott’s Ritual is a fine piece of music. I’m sure that it wasn’t notable in any way, given when it was likely written, but it is enjoyable if it is not exactly innovative.
Elgar’s Introduction and Allegro for Strings is another thing I have heard somewhere. Like so much of his music, it is pleasant
and well-done, but it pales in comparison to the work of his continental contemporaries, or even to Vaughan Williams at his best. The more I listen to Elgar, the more I become convinced, that he has a few works that we can deem canonical – Falstaff in particular – but that most of his music is good or very good, but not great.
Mercure’s Divertissement is much like Brott’s piece. I like both of them. They are my kind of music. But it remains obvious to me why Gould is the most celebrated Canadian figure in “high art” music. The Canadian composers of the 20th century that I have heard never really broke ground in a way that their most famous American counterparts (Carter for example) did.